Evolution of a post

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"He blogs, therefore he is"
- A philosopher's remark
Posted in ignorant bliss
Provokes a ponderous spark.

Yesterday's anxiety
Born of matters mundane,
Is in a moment of clarity,
Rendered strikingly inane.

"Think", I implore the neurons
"How might one save the day?
Deliver a swift response.
Annihilate delay!"

Years they seem, the minutes.
Another hopeless cause?
Naught crosses the limits...
A lightbulb ends the pause

"Morality one must banish.
It guards the path to success.
Knowledge pure must vanish -
A twisted plan, I profess

"But crucial is the gain.
Under these lines of rhyme,
Disguise a vacant brain.
Surely a scheme sublime?"

Words that bear no essence
Ever the blogger's aid,
Rhyme in joyful pretence,
Effecting a masquerade

My, it's almost done...
A task hardly uphill,
I post with sorrows none.
Now the beans must spill!